THE BITCHES OF SHADY LANE
THE BITCHES OF SHADY LANE.
The bitches of Shady Lane are fierce, noisy, nosey and they bite. They sometimes come over to smell you, nudge and lick you, that is the 4 legged kind.
But the 2 legged ones are the most dangerous ones; they bite you before you even know what bit you.
The terrible hurricanes even have female names!
They swallow you whole and spit out your bones!
They could be your wife, your mother, your sister, your daughter, any female with a chip on their shoulder. Beware; the bitches are very very nasty, it is best to keep out of their way when they are on the kill.
There are the manipulative ones, when they make an appointment, it is only to suit themselves, no matter how hard you try, and you either go with the flow to avoid further arguments or die in the attempt. They are selfish, calculative and sweet.
They can agree to your arrangements but at the last minute they would turn around and you won’t even know what hit you.
They can butter you so sweetly that you won’t know that you‘ve been suckered until it is too late to change anything.
There are some that love to brag, brag, brag, brag, about their husbands, their children, their holidays, their houses, their cars. Anything, maybe to make you feel small, maybe they like to hear their own voices!
Some would really say things to make you hate them, this is the worst kind. They bang you down and the next day they are at your door step, as if nothing happened. Then they sweet talk you for a favour and once more you are a sucker!
The die hard type .They won’t listen to your excuses, they just rattle on and on about how long they waited for you, but if they are late, they’ll just say, ‘I told you I’ll be late, I told you!’
If you offer them your best dish, they'll just gobble it up without a compliment and say, ' where is the recipe?'
Sounds familiar? I bet you it does!
They think it is beneath them to be courteous.
Bitches, bitches are bitchy, they are the greedy ones, the ones that would bare your fruit tree when you offer them to help themselves! There are ones who would pick your tree bare and then throw out the ones with the tiniest blemish! (your precious fruits!)
BUT, all is not lost! If you can speak louder than them, talk down to them, you still have a chance of survival. The bitches tend to be cowards so you have to match them at their own game. I have never heard a bitch apologize!
The best way is to keep away from them, have nothing to do with them, then maybe they’ll look for another victim to kill!
copyright (c)by Lilly-sue.2005.
The bitches of Shady Lane are fierce, noisy, nosey and they bite. They sometimes come over to smell you, nudge and lick you, that is the 4 legged kind.
But the 2 legged ones are the most dangerous ones; they bite you before you even know what bit you.
The terrible hurricanes even have female names!
They swallow you whole and spit out your bones!
They could be your wife, your mother, your sister, your daughter, any female with a chip on their shoulder. Beware; the bitches are very very nasty, it is best to keep out of their way when they are on the kill.
There are the manipulative ones, when they make an appointment, it is only to suit themselves, no matter how hard you try, and you either go with the flow to avoid further arguments or die in the attempt. They are selfish, calculative and sweet.
They can agree to your arrangements but at the last minute they would turn around and you won’t even know what hit you.
They can butter you so sweetly that you won’t know that you‘ve been suckered until it is too late to change anything.
There are some that love to brag, brag, brag, brag, about their husbands, their children, their holidays, their houses, their cars. Anything, maybe to make you feel small, maybe they like to hear their own voices!
Some would really say things to make you hate them, this is the worst kind. They bang you down and the next day they are at your door step, as if nothing happened. Then they sweet talk you for a favour and once more you are a sucker!
The die hard type .They won’t listen to your excuses, they just rattle on and on about how long they waited for you, but if they are late, they’ll just say, ‘I told you I’ll be late, I told you!’
If you offer them your best dish, they'll just gobble it up without a compliment and say, ' where is the recipe?'
Sounds familiar? I bet you it does!
They think it is beneath them to be courteous.
Bitches, bitches are bitchy, they are the greedy ones, the ones that would bare your fruit tree when you offer them to help themselves! There are ones who would pick your tree bare and then throw out the ones with the tiniest blemish! (your precious fruits!)
BUT, all is not lost! If you can speak louder than them, talk down to them, you still have a chance of survival. The bitches tend to be cowards so you have to match them at their own game. I have never heard a bitch apologize!
The best way is to keep away from them, have nothing to do with them, then maybe they’ll look for another victim to kill!
copyright (c)by Lilly-sue.2005.